superficial

  1. Wild Hogs Can't Be Broken

    And all the flies were finally able to go home.

  2. Wide Open

    I will not zoom in. I can’t afford therapy.

  3. Contusion

    I don’t always sit on top of cars with my legs open, but when I do, I prefer to have photographers nearby.

  4. joe

    Her contract with the Vajazzle people expired a little while ago.

  5. Fortunately she was able to quickly enter the General Lee and speed off…evading Boss Hogg and Sheriff Rosco Coltrane once again!

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    So her other car has a Confederate flag on top?

  7. CT

    I would fuck the crazy out of her. I have a lot of free time.

  8. YTBOY

    Now this boys and girls is the picture of the week!!!

  9. Looks like someone is finally waking up from another successful date. Once the dizziness goes away, she’ll be off to pick out engagement rings.

  10. Billy Barty, Jr

    Wider , Wider , please

  11. EricLr

    Kicked out of yet another guy’s car for asking him what kind of wedding cake he prefers on the first date.

  12. This is only one of three vagina’s she has picked out

  13. What the hell is she doing climbing around on the tops of automobiles? Is it some sort of new celebrity pastime or something?

  14. J P

    Sad. After all that vajazzling talk I kind of was expecting her uncooked cookie dough area to look like a disco ball.

  15. Dude, I thought that was Posh Spice at first. Then I thought to myself, “Wait, I don’t see any icicles.”

  16. ♫ ♪ ♪♫ You’re body was a wonderland. ♪♪ ♪♫

  17. YTBOY

    You guys know you want to bite that!!

  18. what exactly is she doing?

  19. Joe Blow

    How sad…. resorting to a staged upskirt just go stir some interest.

    Sweet.

  20. kingofbeer

    caught her in mid dukes of hazard car slide! Nice!

  21. Not on a car,
    not in a tree,
    not in her vag,
    leave my eyes be.

    Not with a jolt,
    not on a boat,
    not anywhere,
    especially not in your throat.

    I do not like your eggs and wallet of ham,
    I do not like them Sam I am.

  22. Neo

    I see London, I see France…I see someones birth canal.

  23. Urvag

    There are easier ways to feel things vibrate.

  24. Maruli

    What’s with the thick black line going all the way down her face? Is this pic even real?

  25. tlmck

    Woke up in a strange neighborhood on top of a car again.

  26. How I wish she wasn’t wearing underwear. Why can’t you be sluttier and go commando, JLH?

  27. BiJenni

    I’d do her. In a vajazzeled minute!

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