1. My odds of banging her just went up considerable.

  2. Spoiler Alert! Geez.

  3. WTF? Why does THAT turn me on?

  4. EricLR

    Man, coroners and morticians are *so* lucky.

  5. Just Me

    I would be great in this role!

  6. Fuck, for a minute I thought Farrah Abraham was dead. Disappointment reigns.

  7. Wait, they just wheel people out with the body bags wide open now?

  8. “No, you moron!! I said her CAREER was dead!!!”

  9. With any other actor I would cry spoiler, but in her case this is probably the prologue. Michelle Rodriguez hasn’t even died at his point.

  10. Mumbler

    Do you see what happens, Paul Anderson? Do you see what happens when you find an actress in the alps? This is what happens, Paul! This is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs!

  11. crb

    Whoa, for a second there I thought Minka Kelly finally died of Jerpes

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