Carrie Fisher at The 70th Venice International Film Festival. (Aaugust 28, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
What the hell is this, the Emperor in drag?
Yes Carrie, the buffet is over that way.
The slave has become the captor.
OMG, that was HER playing Darth Vader the whole time?!
One titty over there, One titty over here and both titties like what the fuck you want from me
From the Jabba the Hutt line… he either made it or wore it. Or both.
I think you mean, Jabba the Gut
Fortunately, she decided to opt for the dress without a slit.
I would just as soon kiss a wookie.
I can arrange that
“WHERE’S THE OPEN BAR??”
“Right this way, Ms. Fisher”
“WHERE’S THE OPEN BAR?!”
woah woah woah who invited the la brea tar pits?
what the hell is happening here?! Is her left arm inside that mess of a dress?
“I vill take you to Jabba now.”
She’s starting to dress like her old man
And to think……. we all used to masturbate to this woman.
She even dresses bi-polar.
You guys! Come see how good her vagina looks!
you know those environmental ads of sea animals covered in oil and trapped in plastic bags?
I’m a little teapot, short and stout..
The missing arm is sadly the least disturbing element.
help us, 3D CG Mo-Cap.
you’re Princess Leia in slave costume’s only hope.
Nevermind. I’m definitely an Eloi.
“We don’t carry evening gowns that large, Ms. Fisher.”
“Ah hell, just roll me up in like a big fuckin’ satin burrito and break out the staple gun.”
Luuuuke! I’m yer fath…. siiiiister.
“Is the buffet over there?”
Somewhere Bill Shatner is laughing his MF’in ass off.
She better be careful. I think that’s the thing that killed Tasha Yar.
“Luke I am your grandmother”
“Aren’t you a little short for a…oh fuck it.”
Can someone get this red carpet out of my way?
Don’t worry everybody, George and his crew will fix it and give her a new body for the Special Edition release in a couple of years.
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