Jamie Foxx and Joe Biden at the 50th Anniversary of the Martin Luther King 'I Have A Dream Speech' at the Lincoln Memorial in Washington, D.C. (August 28, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
This is almost as odd a pair as Ed Sheeran and that chick in the limo.
“Dude, say it, don’t spray it”
I don’t care what anniversary it is, I don’t wanna hear how you thumbplugged Katie Holmes’ ass.
Biden has a dream.
Or a bowel movement.
No wait, check this out. Bidden does a pretty good Prince Charles. Ammirite!?!
“Whoa! Did you just call me President Obama?”
When I close my eyes, I can still imagine the world back in 1963–and what a glorious time it was for us white people.
“So, Mr. Vice President, do you consider Jamie Foxx the second mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy?”
“Shit, here we go again …”
“Check it, holmes. We’s been tryin’ ta raise da minimum wage for fast food workers to 15 dollas. We gone git it done, two!”
Tell me that’s not the face of a man who just slipped and said “you people”
Haha. There is almost no chance Biden would A.) catch himself B.) care if he did.
What is that smell? Fried Chicken?
“Motherfucker Jones, I’d like you to meet Motherfucker Biden.”
Foxx is nothing if not resilient. Strike out with comedy? Play Ray Charles. Strike out with Katie Holmes’ ass? Grab a handful of Biden’s.
“Shit, they are both black, which one is The President?”
Biden is indulging in his fantasy of being in the middle of an ice cream sandwich.
Jamie just grabbed Biden’s ass and from the look on the old dude’s face, he scored.
“I’m color-blind, yo!”
Wa-wa-wait. Did you just say Biggie was better than Tupac?
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