1. dontkillthemessenger

    She should wear a Scarlet letter made out of dyed chest hair.

  2. that’s one savvy who-ore right there. set for life.

  3. Ahh, gold digger whores, gold bless their hearts.

  4. “Damn these sweaty man hands!”

  5. She stole that shirt from Simon.

  6. whatever

    i know why simon is with her, he is trying every way to slip her the morning after pill, every time he is with her, he crushes it into sun tan lotion he rubs on her, he slips it into her juice, her extra crunchy breakfast, soon we’ll hear simon burst out into a cry of …

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