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  1. EricLR

    To stay at the Chateau Marmont, a gentleman must wear, carry, or ride at least 3 hipster accessories. Special exceptions are, of course, made for those staying in the Hotel’s exclusive “Drug Overdose” wing.

  2. His cool is so effortless and imaginary.

  3. tom

    That kind of helmet is pretty much useless, idiot.

  4. Easy Rider – the eco friendly remake.

  5. Trex

    Aaaaand….. I hate him now.

  6. Wrynoceros

    Jonah Hill’s more somber twin

  7. Dad always said “scooters are like fat girls, they’re alright to ride around on until your friends catch you on it”.

  8. I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog.

  9. ruckus

    He has been pulling chicks with this bar mitzvah swag since he was 13.

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