Pamela Anderson in Malibu. (August 28, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Shit. Baywatch was a long time ago.
No makeup? Underwear? I call bullshit.
That guy can’t decide if he’s aroused or disgusted by the trail of moisture she’s leaving
really, pam? white?
But how does she breathe on land after having the gills installed?
at least she’s not tottering around on whore heels. there’s that.
In my head, her voice is like Dr. Mrs. The Monarch’s.
She has jowls now.
All women get them as they age. It’s the female version of male pattern baldness. Estrogen production dries up, collagen in the skin becomes a distant memory, jowls develop and arms become flabby.
This is why you never, ever get married. Girlfriends are much easier to trade in for a younger upgrade, and there’s always more young hot chicks who finds older guys attractive because of their wallets.
Pamela Anderson has GREAT genes…I mean, just look at how good her grandmother looks in this picture!
Is it sad that every time I see a picture of her now, all I can think is; “Yo, Ma! Can we get some meatloaf!?!”
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