“HE SAID, ‘SIRI, WHERE CAN I FIND A NEW HEART?’!”
Wins the comments today… Also for the grammar Nazis out there, correct punctuation.
Does he just have a permanent sneer now?
“Uh oh, there’s a problem. I don’t know what dickity means. Can you try again?”
She’s had this ancient mother fucker in her dead pool for so many years.
If cuckold is what you call someone whose wife is screwing another guy …
… what do you call a guy whose wife is blowing a horse?
His face always looks like he just pooped, is pooping, or is going to poop in the immediate future because all of that is true.
This is how she got everything she has.
The activia app. Just say how badly you want to poop and we will located a pharmacy reseller near you.
The moment you uncover your wife’s selfie of her giving a blowjob,
No Siri, I said Embalming Fluid! EMBALMING FLUID!
This is the face she automatically makes while watching a bank transfer.
Senile Larry thinks he’s getting a blow job right now.
Siri, tell Larry that I WISH HE WOULD FUCKING DIE!
“Do you see what is so appealing about John Hamm?”
“For God’s sake, it’s Diane.”
“She sent me the cucumber video again!”
Looks like a Cherry 1500, with it’s penchant for back malfunctioning. Surely Larry could’ve afforded the 2000 model.
“How-w-w-w now-w-w-w brown-n-n-n cow-w-w-w. Now go ahead and send that off to each of the Kardashian women…:”
“Why do you have grinder.com on your phone?”
“I thought it was a sandwich shop. I swear!”
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Larry King with his wife Shawn King at Craig's Restaurant in West Hollywood. (August 27, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News