Somewhere Christian Slater is yelling “Nicholson is *MY* schtick, FUCKER!”
Nice teeth. Almost green.
Fucked three models on my way here. My other car is a yacht. I can drink any man under the table. And you want me to get excited about a lion statue?! HA! I AM A LION!
Is he filming the “before” segment for a Crest Whitestrips commercial?
He was looking at that old man in the reflection. Not realizing it was actually him…
He’s laughing at what his companion pays in dentist bills.
“Omigod, did you see that fat retarded kid fall in that mud puddle? What a crack up! I don’t know what it is about those people…”
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