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  1. ElPollodiablo

    “Well, I’ve never been asked to do eyebrows in an I know something important and I’m not going to tell you style, but it’s your dollar.”

  2. HarrisonFordsCatheter

    Looking pale, tired, and heavily drugged at the Chateau Marmont always ends well.

  3. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    Arriving high or Leaving high?

    Inquiring minds want to know.

  4. Liza Minnelli, circa 1974.

  5. Dumbkopf

    Who’s this guy & why is he dressed in drag?

  6. Slappy Magoo

    Proof that someone doesn’t have to be asleep to fall for the “hand in cold water” gag.

  7. dave

    fuck traffic accidents

  8. I can’t prove it but I suspect Rose took a pic of Disney’s Peter Pan and said, “Here, make this me.”

  9. “Rose, I asked you not to pee on my leather seat covers. Next time tell me and I’ll pull over next to a tree.”

  10. That there is a very nice pair of legs…especially her thighs.

  11. “Spare change?”
    “Thank you.”

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