This is pretty representative of what greets me when I come home from work.
Haha a computer screen with a seductive picture of an actress on it…
You know, I was actually trying to set it up so I COULD TELL that joke. So thanks alot.
*lol* …you two should take your act on the road.
Yeah. A road in some other country.
Pretty sure I’d come before it got to her mouth.
Or even out of your pants
True. God she’s gorgeous!
All that AND no toe-thumbs.
All those pretty pictures of her she released lately only highlight how shitting her agent is at getting her acting gigs.
I mean, if Megan Fox can find employment…
Maybe Megan Fox just gives better blowjobs…I mean washes cars better than this chick does.
Looks like a much sexier young Courtney Cox.
Now SHE knows how to Internet.
Please take my penis. Do with it what you will. I need you to have my penis. I just want you involved with my penis. Whatever that entails.
Wow, I never realized how much Jessica Lowndes looks like a text message saying “Error establishing a database connection”
I had to head over to this awesome pic just to cleanse my mind of that fucking disgusting Coco ass shot. OMG….don’t do that shit to us mang!
“All right, already! I’ll go make you a goddamned Margarita. Get undressed while I’m gone.”
She’s fallen for the “Wow, you have beautiful eye. May I take a picture of your face? I’m sorry I took a picture looking down your dress, I;ll delete it.”
If Ive ever seen to much make this is it.
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Jessica Lowndes posted this pic to Instagram. (August 27, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News