He’s scratching himself but the guy behind him is feeling it.

Looks like he’s having a stroke…

That’s Hilarias?!

Derf!

This is a very confusing picture

It took me a while but I have deciphered what went on here: Alex caught the young man banging his girlfriend. She tried to have the man hide in plain sight by not moving only to realize it was no longer necessary since Alec had a stroke…

I’m not actually a retard, but I play one on TV.

(yeah, right)

And there’s always the guy in the background saying it all with his eyes.

It’s like a three-way photobomb with no intended subject.

Alec: “Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit – ever. They’re like the Viet Cong – Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that’s all she wrote.”

Alec Baldwin is so Hilarias.

Kevin Spacey photo bomb for the win.

Yeah, guy in the back definitely smelled it, and she’s not laughing.

Can’t people just give their kids normal fucking names anymore? What in the hell kind of name is “Hilaria”?

Hilaria? Is that funny Malaria?

is there another special needs Baldwin I don’t know about??

Alec is so famous in NY these days that it is a city ordinance that people have to come to attention when he passes by.

I’m sure she loves him for him.

“Alex, darling, you can try again tonight. You’re supposed to make the alphabet with your tongue.”

So that’s why the hurricane is about to strike NYC.