superficial

  1. freddy fingered him with the other hand

  2. it had to be said

    Finish him! Kill him!

  3. Richard McBeef

    the man purse will haunt my dreams

  4. JosieBelle

    Daniel Craig in 20 years, asking Darren Aronofsky why he didn’t warn him….

  5. Deacon Jones

    My “This-Guy-Fondles-Young-Boys” alarm is pinging.

  6. A Canadian

    *PEARSON Airport

    • Kat

      I was wondering about that. I was like: can’t they find one person worth naming their airport after? How about Justin Bie-er, no. Or maybe someone from Nickel-um, wait…

  7. Tanzarian

    He’s going to need a much bigger hand.

  8. Good news is, he should be able to make quite a few nice leather purses out of that one.

  9. bethy

    How sweet….fresh meat!

  10. Is that Chris Farley or Drew Carey?

  11. I actually thought that was Jesse James!

  12. I’d bet real money that the dude in the “Canada” hat isn’t actually a Canadian.

  13. vlad

    Teen Mom called in Freddy Krueger to rid her of her child’s father once and for all

  14. GuyLeDouche

    Wow, Santa’s a mean bastard on his days off.

  15. yes, i was Freddy.

  16. Is that the guy that played Jason? On the right?

  17. “Whenever you start to French kiss someone you open your mouth thusly.”

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