He looks more like Cyrano de Bergerac. What a big none he has, and all those crows feet, he is getting just too old for Hollywood work.
I guess when you are Stamos famous, you sign babies with Sharpees.
Pardon me ma’am, how long until she’s 18?
I don’t want to go Mammy! I don’t want to go. Skarsgaard! Skarsgaard!
There’s always a smiling pedophile with a Popeye the Sailor Man arm saying it in the window reflection with his eyes.
+1 …for the Popeye arm shout out.
Stamos Shark Stare, baby edition.
“Your damn right you aren’t mine! coochie coochie coo”
You pay cash!
He looks like a stoner at a drive-through.
Better check her before driving off, the chick at the second window always forgets the baby booties.
Angelina’s newest business in Hollywood – drive-up windows for Asian babies.
It’s like Sopranos meets Full House.
“Little girl, I just gave your mommy $500 and that should last until you’re 18.”
“DO NOT call me Pappa-san!”
Tom Cruise is using new disguises to attract handsome men.
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