1. i have a poop that needs to take a pee

  2. GOT IT!

    When did He get a prosthetic?

  3. it had to be said

    Uh, Morgan, that “old man skin” colored glove you bought? It was more race-specific than they led you to believe.

  4. I didn’t realize Morgan Freeman was in The Skin I Live in?

  5. Deucepickle

    Apparently even doing narration for Shark Week is dangerous.

  6. Minky Wail

    Looks like he’s about to either get busy living or get busy dying.

  7. Tracey

    Show respect, you fucks, that is Easy Reader!

  8. edamame

    Michael Jackson’s grandpa?

  9. bonzobuddy

    At least he tore one of that bastard’s eyes out.

  10. Looks like he upgraded from that wooden thing that Gilmore fucked up.

  11. GuyLeDouche

    I’m here to vote for Obama 1000 times like I said I would…what do you mean that’s not until next year?

  12. I’m looking for Obama’s ass to kiss, anyone seen it?

  13. I like to protect my jack off hand too.

  14. “Hell no! Damned alligator bit my hand off!”

  15. “Yessir, yours was the brown Cadillac?”

  16. frcrkr

    Has anyone seen my car?

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