i have a poop that needs to take a pee
When did He get a prosthetic?
just a magic glove to protect his injured hand that he mangled in that accident
“When did He get a prosthetic?”
Dude, you’ve got to stop watching Bruce Almighty over and over.
Uh, Morgan, that “old man skin” colored glove you bought? It was more race-specific than they led you to believe.
I didn’t realize Morgan Freeman was in The Skin I Live in?
Apparently even doing narration for Shark Week is dangerous.
Looks like he’s about to either get busy living or get busy dying.
Show respect, you fucks, that is Easy Reader!
Michael Jackson’s grandpa?
At least he tore one of that bastard’s eyes out.
Looks like he upgraded from that wooden thing that Gilmore fucked up.
I’m here to vote for Obama 1000 times like I said I would…what do you mean that’s not until next year?
I’m looking for Obama’s ass to kiss, anyone seen it?
I like to protect my jack off hand too.
“Hell no! Damned alligator bit my hand off!”
“Yessir, yours was the brown Cadillac?”
Has anyone seen my car?
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Morgan Freeman in Malibu. (August 24, 2011)
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