1. SSHGuru

    Guy standing next to her “Ha Ha, you stepped in your own poop!”

  2. Cock Dr


  3. it had to be said

    Incontinence is common at her age.

  4. “and this is how we do the locomotion”

  5. Satan's bitch

    Apparently she didn’t miss this crap.

  6. ChickenHawk

    This looks likes “The Crap She Missed–”

  7. zomgbie

    janice dickinson, say hello to gerard depardieu.

  8. Urbanspaceman

    Suzy Parker, the world’s real “first supermodel” never stepped in dog shit.

  9. Sorry Janice, you can’t blame it on the dog this time.

  10. Wellplayed

    “I call this pose: putting my foot down on my career”

  11. rican

    From the Catwalk to the scat walk

  12. Mike701

    These Depends thongs suck man…

  13. spek

    look what fell out of my vagina!

  14. J

    Eww, can’t step on this filth with my new shoes

  15. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    Just great… now that dog shit is going to smell like [i]her[/i].

  16. Fester

    “Feeling fat, feeling fat, feeling fat!” (plop) “Thin again, thin again, thin again!”

  17. holymoly

    janice dickinson after she stepped in a pile of…well, herself. What else would you call it.

  18. MrsWrong

    There goes her Activia sponsorship

  19. Poison Ivy League

    “Yeah, I’ll call you back. My vagina just fell off again”.

  20. GuyLeDouche

    “You put your right leg in, you put your right leg out, in, out, and shake it all about…”

  21. This is no time to do the Charleston.

  22. Frank The Duck

    Hello, Hello….. is this “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant?”

  23. “I’m sorry! I simply can’t play hopscotch until someone draws the squares on the sidewalk.”

  24. Aquiles Baeza

    Shit!, Wait…….was that my nose?

  25. She was supposed to eat the turd, not step on it. What an idiot!

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