Tori Spelling in Los Angeles. (August 23, 2011)
Who keeps sticking their peen inside of this retched beast of a Woman?!
Good to see Jeff Garlin rocking the blonde look.
She’s surprised by the magnitude of the deuce she just dropped on the floor
I thought Tony Soprano’s Mum died?
At least we’re not forced to look at her cratered moon boulders, again. I can only go to my “happy place” so many times a year.
The bleached blond hair is not helping. In fact, it’s making it worse.
I don’t care if it’s a slow news day or not, digging up Janie Layne for a pic is in bad taste.
When is this bitch not pregnant?
“Kermy! Kermy, I just felt it go ‘hi-yaa!’ inside of moi!”
Hasn’t she been carrying this kid since the ’90s? Exactly how long is a Cthulhu gestation cycle anyway?
Bat Boy hasn’t been getting much press since the Weekly World News shut down.
Batboy is alive and well at the Weekly World News website. Current leading story, “CONDOLEEZZA RICE WAS DATING GADHAFI”
It’s funny ’cause it’s true, sort of, or should be anyway.
Yeesh! Thought it was a bad day for Gwenyth Paltrow for a minute.
I don’t want to live in a World entirely populated by Tori Spelling.
She’s even uglier than amber portwood.
she’s takes ugly in a whole new dimension
Her body is never gonna re-WAHAHAHAHAHA
Ha Ha Ha. Ho Ho Ho. Silly Jedi. Silly Jedi.
The third White Chick?
Advice to her husband: Next time that’s the hole to put your dick into. THEN you don’t have to worry about her walking around with a pumpkin in her britches. Get it?
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