Alright, alright, alright…
yeahhh just keep livin..
Would do. (goddamnit!)
Me too. Just because he seems like so much freakin’ fun.
Although those E.T. pictures on the boat kind of freaked me out.
So. Fucking. Stoned.
On his shirt: “Just Keep Doing Sit Ups”
he smells like the inside of my momma’s purse.
Your mom’s purse smells like a beefy musky beach bum who never bathes?! :D
He he should be in that pic with the dorks at the Beards for Morocco benefit!
“ah yes, I bet I could score with any chick at this bus stop….”
“say man you got a joint on you?”
“no not on me”
“be a lot cooler if you did!”
I keep getting older, and the guys stay the same age.
“That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.”
“Hey you girls ever heard of Jethro Tull? No? Good.”
If this guy didn’t register “gay” to me when he was caught smoking dope naked with his male friend while playing bongos, for some reason he strongly does now.
Just wrote a movie in his head.
…and played it.
Why does he always look like he’s on a beach?
“Hello? I want to report a creepy guy sitting on the park bench outside of Starbucks and smiling at the women going in and out of the women’s fitness center.”
“Do you want him removed Ma’am?”
“No. I want his phone number.”
I imagine this is EXACTLY how the old man from family guy looked before he was old. you can almost hear him calling over the big strong paperboy
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