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  1. YoMamma

    Alright, alright, alright…

  2. kimmykimkim

    Would do. (goddamnit!)

  3. Joe

    So. Fucking. Stoned.

  4. catapostrophe

    On his shirt: “Just Keep Doing Sit Ups”

  5. adcomp

    he smells like the inside of my momma’s purse.

  6. BEP1

    Nerd…..

  7. BEP1

    He he should be in that pic with the dorks at the Beards for Morocco benefit!

  8. Urvag

    “ah yes, I bet I could score with any chick at this bus stop….”

  9. jones

    “say man you got a joint on you?”

    “no not on me”

    “be a lot cooler if you did!”

  10. I keep getting older, and the guys stay the same age.

  11. Screaming Meat Nugget

    “That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.”

  12. jasper

    “Hey you girls ever heard of Jethro Tull? No? Good.”

  13. Devilish Diva

    If this guy didn’t register “gay” to me when he was caught smoking dope naked with his male friend while playing bongos, for some reason he strongly does now.

  14. tlmck

    Just wrote a movie in his head.

  15. EricLr

    Why does he always look like he’s on a beach?

  16. Bionic_Crouton

    “911…”
    “Hello? I want to report a creepy guy sitting on the park bench outside of Starbucks and smiling at the women going in and out of the women’s fitness center.”
    “Do you want him removed Ma’am?”
    “No. I want his phone number.”

  17. amanda

    I imagine this is EXACTLY how the old man from family guy looked before he was old. you can almost hear him calling over the big strong paperboy

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