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  1. tlmck

    Another Jenny Craig success story.

  2. kimmykimkim

    Nice “mother of the bride” dress.

  3. They’re just going to rub some turpentine on the Carrot Top star, to get off the Sharpie Marker.

  4. Seriously? For what? Being third or fourth billed on perhaps the crappiest 70s sitcom ever. Tell me they’re not just handing these things out these days.

  5. I’m assuming you meant receiving a steak

  6. This photo’s caption is missing the word ‘inexplicably’.

  7. Swearin

    Is she receiving a star on the Walk of Fame, or a Carl’s Jr Famous Star? I think she’d be happy for either.

  8. Jenny Craig is on the phone. She wants to know exactly what the fuck do you think is so funny.

  9. BEP1

    Fat…again!

  10. Oldnslo

    and yet, would do. And, with thanks for the memories.

  11. Next.....

    Apparently she doesn’t have her People magazine cover in her bikini taped on her refridgerator!

  12. cagster

    Hahaha….yes, I did eat all those pies…

  13. I hear ya, Val. Fucking dieting SUCKS.

  14. Valerie Bertanelli? I thought her name was Greek Wedding. (Think about it)

  15. Whoopi

    - ” …And then I ate it! HA HA HA”

  16. SSHGuru

    She’s still beautiful. Always had the looks just never went anywhere after that terrible show.

  17. Bionic_Crouton

    Wait. She has a star on the walk of Fame and Robert Downey Jr. doesn’t ?

  18. contusion

    I hope they stop running those commercials now so as to avoid false advertising claims.

  19. EricLr

    “Valerie Bertinelli receiving a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame”

    I know those words. But in that sentence, they make no sense.

  20. Buddy The Elf

    Hollywood is so desperate these days they just give those things away.

  21. King Diamond

    Did she eat the star and EVH?

  22. So other than a short stint on a late 70′s early 80′s sitcom, having sex with Eddie Van Halen to produce Michael Anthony’s replacement in Van Halen, what has she done besides be an infomercial spokesperson?

  23. I’ve always wanted to fuck this woman. I bet she’s a freak in bed. I don’t give a fuck if she’s old enough to be my mother.

  24. Gabe Kaplan

    “Um… Someone told me there would be cake?”

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