“Yes ma’am. I can confirm that a woman came in here several years ago and paid my predecessor a large sum of money to alter certain birth certificates matching your description…”
Until this question gets answered, I question the validity of physics: how the hell does a 7 foot tall wookie have a smaller ass than Kim?
I don’t think it’s a question of physics, but rather perception: A giant ass fits Khloe’s wookie frame better, so it appears as though it’s smaller. You couldn’t say so for sure without detailed measurements. But then you’d get piss all over your surveying equipment.
Easy, Kim’s ass is fake.
Well, the clothing suggests that Khloe works out (she may be lying, she IS, after all, part Kardashian!) And Kim just painfully lies and “works out” the deal to photoshop her fatness.
Michael Jackson has put on some weight.
What? No “MOOs” on this one? What the hell is wrong with you people?
What didn’t she just do a cover shoot for some magazine in a bikini? She must have gorged herself right after!
Heres your MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Doc.
And I thank ya fer it.
Jesus Christ. Would you look at the state of that.
she’s doing the ‘butt out’ pose for the paps. NO. THANKS.
See not a moo, more like an ahhrooo!!
how can such tiny calves support such a huge ass? the physics of it are mind-boggling
She obviously must work out.
Looks like someone is on the Jonah Hill diet…wearing workout gear and hoping that’s enough.
I like big butts (and I cannot lie). So I give her a thumbs up.
“Well, uh *ahem* ‘ma’am’, it looks like you’ll be leaving from Docking Bay 94. You will have to check the bowcaster and bandoliers, though.”
“Um can you tell me when our food will be ready?”
“For the last time miss, this is a Check cashing store! ‘Se Habla Espanol’ does not mean we sell burritos!”
“Five more minutes Kim!”
Hi, I need a room, but just for an hour. My, uh, friend…John…will be here shortly.
Someone go grab Serena Williams and call Dana White.
She doesnt look fat here at all to me. She’s just way too tall. The moo jokes really arent funny when there used for someone who is an average weight for their height.
she looks thinner than kim and at least she has a sense of humor. I like her.
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