superficial

  1. “Yes ma’am. I can confirm that a woman came in here several years ago and paid my predecessor a large sum of money to alter certain birth certificates matching your description…”

  2. cuddles

    Until this question gets answered, I question the validity of physics: how the hell does a 7 foot tall wookie have a smaller ass than Kim?

    • JC

      I don’t think it’s a question of physics, but rather perception: A giant ass fits Khloe’s wookie frame better, so it appears as though it’s smaller. You couldn’t say so for sure without detailed measurements. But then you’d get piss all over your surveying equipment.

    • Devilish Diva

      Easy, Kim’s ass is fake.

    • Well, the clothing suggests that Khloe works out (she may be lying, she IS, after all, part Kardashian!) And Kim just painfully lies and “works out” the deal to photoshop her fatness.

  3. Michael Jackson has put on some weight.

  4. What? No “MOOs” on this one? What the hell is wrong with you people?

  5. elephantman

    What didn’t she just do a cover shoot for some magazine in a bikini? She must have gorged herself right after!

    Heres your MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Doc.

  6. Pine Table Fever

    Jesus Christ. Would you look at the state of that.

  7. adcomp

    she’s doing the ‘butt out’ pose for the paps. NO. THANKS.

  8. Mr Smap Beav Sr

    See not a moo, more like an ahhrooo!!

  9. Gin&Tonic

    how can such tiny calves support such a huge ass? the physics of it are mind-boggling

  10. Beer Baron

    She obviously must work out.

  11. Urvag

    Looks like someone is on the Jonah Hill diet…wearing workout gear and hoping that’s enough.

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  13. Animal

    I like big butts (and I cannot lie). So I give her a thumbs up.

  14. “Well, uh *ahem* ‘ma’am’, it looks like you’ll be leaving from Docking Bay 94. You will have to check the bowcaster and bandoliers, though.”

  15. Bionic_Crouton

    “Um can you tell me when our food will be ready?”
    “For the last time miss, this is a Check cashing store! ‘Se Habla Espanol’ does not mean we sell burritos!”
    “Five more minutes Kim!”

  16. contusion

    Hi, I need a room, but just for an hour. My, uh, friend…John…will be here shortly.

  17. Joaquin ingles

    Someone go grab Serena Williams and call Dana White.

  18. Nik

    She doesnt look fat here at all to me. She’s just way too tall. The moo jokes really arent funny when there used for someone who is an average weight for their height.

  19. hH

    she looks thinner than kim and at least she has a sense of humor. I like her.

  20. spartacus

    MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  21. Buddy The Elf

    It’s cute that she wears her workout gear when walking up to the McDonalds drive thru.

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