Soooo if he wants Tyra, he has to do the witch and the bear? I think I’ll pass…
Apparently he has the world’s largest penis.
it’s the size of a toddler
How do you know it’s not Tyra’s?? Dude looks a little shocked…
Aw, and the brought Sodomized Bear along.
They’re just gonna keep shoving that show down our throats huh? Does anyone ever notice that none of the models have ever become top models? So why is it still around, just fucking end it already.
And how many American Idols actually became idols? Maybe two. Oh wait, I forgot Taylor Hicks. He’s so dreamy. Ooh. :|
What does a stuffed bear have to do with DNA methylation?
The gay guy was told that he had to convince the camera that he was hot for Tyra…he needed the money and he did what he could.
So Tyra is sleeping with Chris Brown now? FYI: Chris likes getting it from behind Tyra.
Maybe he’ll knock some sense into her.
This is true, I hope she likes anal.
Dude, you’re a DUDE!!!
Grossest threesome ever.
Pretty sure that lump under the covers is Lindsay Lohan earning her way into the fashion show.
The only one I’d do is wearing the “MIZF” t-shirt.
I think the chick on the left is the most likely to get a huge hard-on in this situation.
Woah, Tyra, yours IS bigger than mine!
A first glance I thought it was Snookie, Rihanna , and Chris Brown under the covers with a pantless Verne Troyer on top.
Reliving the Kim Kardashian sex tape shoot — Kim, Ray, and Pimp Mamma directing.
Great production values! They can’t even spell MILF!!!
SMIZE it may say. Urban Dictionary comes in handy:
“Smile with your eyes,” as coined by supermodel Tyra Banks on the thirteenth cycle of America’s Next Top Model. Ever since its introduction, the term became part of the daily lexicon of Tyra and her minions.
….aaaaannnndd Tyra’s an idiot.
Kevin and all the jealous people
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