The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.23.12
Shia LaBeouf at the premiere of Lawless in Los Angeles. (August 22, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.23.12
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An evil magician and a crazy pedophile, what could go wrong?
Repugnant now has a face. Hey Shia, have you branded your cologne yet?
Rock, paper, scissors. The loser has sex with me for real…
o wow, i just noticed, i think this guy is a jew
Really dude? For the record, he’s not. Even if he were, it’d be a plus on his side…
Except that he is since his mother is jewish ;)
Damnit… ok fine..
o wow, i just noticed, i think topher is a jew
And proud :)
Other people “who happen to be” Jewish, or partly Jewish: Jesus of Nazareth, Karl Marx, Bernie Madoff, and film director Norman Jewison (can be deduced via his last name).
Norman Jewison is Protestant bugger
Who cares. Yes, Shia LaBeouf is 50% Jewish. On the otherhand, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Natalie Portman, Logan Lerman, Mila Kunis are all 100% Jewish, why don’t you focus on that instead.
I’m pretty sure he’s trying to ground up some meth crystals using his hands
what is this homeless man doing on the red carpet? it looks like he’s trying to warm his little hobo hands over an imaginary fire.
One more bad movie, and he’ll be back at Rabbi school!
It’s official, I AM THE BIGGEST DOUCHE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Why? Now he looks frightening.
He’s morphing into Spielberg, Jr.
His head is way too big for his body. Plus he practically has no shoulders.
Dirty-hippy Jesus.
“Nick Cave just said I could be in his new music video. It’s a remake of the Kylie Minogue one. With my junk.”
“how much for the girl? For the little girl!”
I’m not liking this heroin chic phase….
3 days of pube-beard away from a total joaquin phoenix
Cozzin Larry!
Yes, I had sex with Megan Fox.
tooooool
Renfield!!
I had to google that but it’s spot on
I had to google that, but it’s spot on
Just met his personal fluffers for ‘The Ron Jeremy Story’.
I was legitimately surprised that this wasn’t a picture of Peter Jackson.
Hey Shia can you stop laughing and get the rock star and movie star to come over here, thanks.
This is what happens when you stick a pin in Adrian Grenier.
Peter Jackson in .. 5 .. 4 .. 3 ..
Shia LaBarf
Balding men should not overcompensate by growing long, stringy hair and bushy, unkempt beards and mustaches. Word.
Do something about your long filthy hair. It looks like a rat’s nest. Do something about your mullet. Get out the hair clippers, jerk.
Get the rat’s nest off your head. Get that crazy ass mullet off your skull. Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you’re sick of looking like an asshole.The mullet is the reason why people hate you. They are sick of looking at your nappy wheat sack. No body wants to look at you with that mullet on your head. Why don’t you cut that mullet, you numbskull?
Rock over London, rock on Chicago. Massengill: for when you get that not so fresh feeling.
What? Anyway, lol “nappy wheat sack.”
+1000 because the late great Wesley Willis would’ve TOTALLY written a song about this douchebag.
He’s looking more and more like the crazy old man at the end of the street.
Another Disney prodigy gone wrong! You were so nerdy and lovable on Even Stevens… and now I want to smother your face with a pillow.
Somewhere, a Civil War re-enactment crew is wondering where the hell their Stonewall Jackson went
Proof that anyone can have a career in Hollywood.
Now see, if he had dressed up this nicely back in the day, they probably wouldn’t have crucified him.
No offense but he looks like a homeless dude
He kinda looks like the old guy from the never ending story.
No you can’t have my first born Rumplestiltskin!
This dude’s beard smells like kids.