The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.23.12
Jeremy Renner at a photocall for The Bourne Legacy in Mexico City. (August 22, 2012)
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Jeremy Renner at a photocall for The Bourne Legacy in Mexico City. (August 22, 2012)
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
I’m a little teapot short and stout…
YES
This is the face of a man trying to expunge that last bit of semen from his ass…
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
DOUBLE YES
Pose. does. not. look. forced. at. all.
“Yeah, I totally got the wrong jacket back from the dry cleaners.”
Is he trying out for the title role of “Leperchaun III : Ryan Seacrest”?
Is this movie even in the theaters?
Si.
Can somebody please get Mr Renner a tall glass of prune juice ?
Jacket: not long enough and at least 2 inches too small in the shoulders.
Pants: too long. Way, way too long.
and from his expression, his shorts are too tight, too.
Matt Damon.
Photographer: Okay…this time, try NOT to look natural.
His tailor got his sleeves on backward…. again.
Must. Be. Taller. Than. Damon.
Odd Job lost his killer bowler hat. And his masculinity.
“Don’t give me that look ! You should have used the bathroom before we left!”
Pretty impressive. I can’t even see the strings.
This is my serious face. As in I’ll seriously kick your ass.
His tailor must be a Matt Damon fan.
That Bourne movie was incredibly bad.. A total scam.. Completely unrelated.. Watch it for free and feel free to nap, read a book, go shopping.. It SUCKS