1. Tim McGraw: I think this is something that will only happen once.
    Kieth Urban: It’s nobody’s business but ours.
    Tim McGraw: You know I’m not homosexual.
    Kieth Urban: Neither am I.

  2. Smapdi

    Its always embarrassing when two people show up to an event wearing the same spray-tan.

  3. So male country singers wear vinyl hats and multiple earrings now?

  4. Could these guys make “Country” music look any gayer?

  5. “I wish I could quit you.”

  6. rekme50

    “When I look into your eyes, I can see a love restrained”

  7. “I like your plastic hat.”
    “I like your plastic wife.”

  8. EricLR

    Somewhere a real cowboy, wearing a baseball cap, is looking at this photo and saying “What a douchebag.”

  9. “You know Tim, you can just get a rug like I do so you don’t have to wear those stupid hats all the time, looks totally naturally. Travolta’s got a great guy that can hook you up”

  10. donkeylicks

    Tim McGraw: I loved that episode of South Park with Cartman and Michael Jackson.
    Keith Urban: Oh yeah?
    Tim McGraw: Yeah.
    Keith Urban: Oh yeah?

  11. “Howdy.”

  12. “Hey listen…if you REALLY want to be cool, you GOTTA wear earrings, bro!”

  13. No one has commented on Tim McGraw’s weight loss. You guys don’t like country music, do you?

  14. You know I cain’t quit yew.

  15. “I’ll let you smell the inside of my hat if I can smell the inside of your wife.”

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