superficial

  1. Victor Cruz making his last preseason appearance before their game against the Jets tomorrow.*

    (*I feel bad for making this joke. I loves me some ReRe.)

  2. There is absolutely no doping in tennis.

  3. JimBB

    SHE HULK MAKE JOKES! SHE HULK SMASH AUDIENCE WHEN NO LAUGH!

  4. Sorry, but the girl is lookin’ good right here!

  5. hello 911? I’d like to report a missing torso. And an X chromosome.

  6. Have you notice that you never see her and Ving Rhames at the same time? I’m just putting that out there.

  7. Jeezo, Beyonce looks like shit.

  8. Damn, Earvin’s hair looks fabulous.

  9. She’s a man. Typical telltale sign of this is how many of her heads would fit shoulder to shoulder.

    Answer, 3 for a man, and there you have it.

  10. She’s currently training to take over as Bombaata in The Legend of Conan.

  11. Caroline Wozniacki

    With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
    S/he pulls the spitting high tension wires down

  12. Hmm

    What kind of straight man sees her and says “man, I really want to date her and have sex with her”?

  13. Michael Buble

    “Anybody hear that? It’s um.. it’s an impact tremor, that’s what that is. I’m fairly alarmed here.”

  14. MrSmapBeavSr

    Here comes the brute squad…she just needs a holocaust cloak

  15. I wanna do her from behind

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