Victor Cruz making his last preseason appearance before their game against the Jets tomorrow.*
(*I feel bad for making this joke. I loves me some ReRe.)
There is absolutely no doping in tennis.
SHE HULK MAKE JOKES! SHE HULK SMASH AUDIENCE WHEN NO LAUGH!
Sorry, but the girl is lookin’ good right here!
hello 911? I’d like to report a missing torso. And an X chromosome.
Have you notice that you never see her and Ving Rhames at the same time? I’m just putting that out there.
Jeezo, Beyonce looks like shit.
Damn, Earvin’s hair looks fabulous.
She’s a man. Typical telltale sign of this is how many of her heads would fit shoulder to shoulder.
Answer, 3 for a man, and there you have it.
She’s currently training to take over as Bombaata in The Legend of Conan.
With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
S/he pulls the spitting high tension wires down
What kind of straight man sees her and says “man, I really want to date her and have sex with her”?
Mark does. Three comments below. (I am going to assume he’s both straight and a man.)
“Anybody hear that? It’s um.. it’s an impact tremor, that’s what that is. I’m fairly alarmed here.”
Here comes the brute squad…she just needs a holocaust cloak
I wanna do her from behind
I’m with you –it’s a test of manhood/rite of passage thing. Only a demigod could live to tell the tale w/ his dick intact.
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