1. For God’s sake, don’t let her stop and try that on.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    I think it’s pretty cool that he still hangs out with his mom.

  3. “You need to wait up for me!”
    “Why would I do that you old battle axe, I’m trying to get away from you!”

  4. JimBB

    Bond, Sea Bond.

  5. Cock Dr

    I’ll bet he spins her.
    You know he spins her. Someone might have to help him with the heavy lifting but for sure that’s happening.

  6. “More back talk??? just remember you were my height when we got married.”

  7. Bond. Gold Bond.

  8. don’t pull it, Mr. Bond, it’s a trick!

  9. satan'srighthand74

    I’ve got to ask you about the Penis Mightier

  10. She looks shaken, not stirred.

  11. Jimmy

    This first time I’ve ever felt sorry for Sean Connery.

  12. “Are ye daft, woman? This isn’t the 1924 Democratic National Convention!”

  13. “Do you want me to buy some of those?”

    “That dependsh.”

    “On what?”

    “Doesh it come with a blindfold?”

  14. cajunhawk

    I bet that was a smoking piece of ass when he married her.

  15. “Is that you Trebek!? I don’t see as well as I used to.”

  16. Hopalong

    Again Luis Guzman is ignored in possibly his most unappreciated role.

  17. Swearin

    “Damnit, it’s been 55 years since I last saw him, and I even married you at his request. Now go tell King Brian to give me his pot of gold already!”

  18. Reminds me of the old witch from howl’s moving castle.

  19. Ped

    What the hell is that??? Some kind of troll???

  20. Vlad

    For Chrisht shakes, I washn’t even in that Bond movie, Nick Nack! Yer looking for that old fart Roger Moore. Now leave me the hell alone and take off that ridiculous wig, Herve!

  21. “For the love of God, and for the last time, I am not going to pull your goddamned finger!”

  22. “No Mrs. Connery I expect you to die!”

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