Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a flyby.
Tom Cruise just got a boner.
Negative Ghost Rider the pattern is full.
This dance move is known as “Unprotected sex with J-Lo”.
Women aren’t the only ones who can have problems with sand.
Sandy butthole? Sandy urethra?
Poor thing thought a condom was enough to protect him from Lindsay’s fire crotch of death.
Dude, keep checking all you want, you’ll never find any balls.
Yeah, I’ll be happy to take a big piece of Maksim.
“…now let’s see, where did i put that chapstick…”
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Maksim Chmerkovskiy in Hawaii. (August 20, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News