Paris Hilton in Ibiza. (August 19, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
She’s such a girl next door. If what’s next door is a Saudi Arabian brothel.
And this is how disease gets spread around the world.
My penis says “wow” while my mind just highlighted the latest World CDC report section on high risk individuals.
I’m not planning to live forever. I would.
This would definitely be going out with a bang. Followed by a whimper.
Pretty sure it would just be a whimper followed by another whimper.
I’d still do her. And penicillin. Her and penicillin.
Is that what they call Valtrex now?
If she leaves the glasses on and you can’t see her wonk eye then she looks good. Then you find out who she is and it all goes downhill from there. Downhill right into a clinic.
She’s in Ibizia to press Play.
She is in Ibizia making money fro her talent.
She truly is the Nepenthes of homosapiens.
(Look it up.)
70’s Porn star’s head on a Holocaust survivor’s body.
There’s no ass…with all her money, she could buy an ass.
Well I’d attack whatever you’re calling that
I’d fuck her in a minute.
I would take precautions but still would.
She’s in Ibiza doing a PSA for the WHO on Ebola …
… because she’s the only person it CAN’T kill.
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