superficial

  1. He looks like a tribble!

  2. Don Draper's Dad

    Has anyone seen Leo, lately? Is he back from Ibiza and possibly locked in Jonah’s basement being punished? Has anyone looked into that? Someone should probably look into that.

  3. JimBB

    Really needs to spend more time exercising and less time building his Leo fansite.

  4. I’m worried. I think he is eating his fans.

  5. Going the Chris Farley route.

  6. That shirt will never button up.

  7. He heard De Niro once gained 50 pounds for a movie role, and he thought “I can beat that! I’ll gain 50 pounds for EVERY movie role!”

  8. Energy/matter is neither created or destroyed, it’s constant. I lost 10 pounds and now I know where they went.

  9. The eyes say “Oh man, don’t take the picture of me looking like this with food in my hands.” While the stomach says, “PUT THAT IN ME NOW FAT BOY!!!”

  10. George P Burdell

    Leo called and suggested a Chaz Bono biopic.

  11. Fat stacks!!!! … and he appears to have a lot of money, too.

  12. This is starting to creep me out. He actually looks bigger and heavier with every pic.

  13. Did he lose track of where the hotdog ended and take a bite out of his own arm?

  14. Odbarc

    Ha ha ha, if you cut out his beard with photoshop, he looks like a normal thin person.

  15. He took the KFC Bucket Challenge.

  16. goodwolfe21

    I’m sure it’s for a movie role…maybe he’s trying for that part of Marlon Brando in his latter years when he was over 400 pounds?…
    ….or maybe not..maybe he just eats everything in sight before it eats him…maybe..

  17. The writing on the hat says “Leo’s Beard Rides.” Nice try Jonah.

  18. Swearin

    When Seth Rogen is going to stage an intervention for you, it might be time to re-evaluate your choices in life.

  19. Hmm

    There’s a lot going on in this photo, none of it good.

  20. Ped

    Jesus he gets bigger every photo I see of him! Widescreen was designed for him!!!

  21. Suck It Trebek

    He’s about to charge!

  22. dreamcrusher

    He is ready for the lead role in his new movie Henry VIII : The Gout Years.

  23. Michael Buble

    Lots of money, access to resources, access to dieticians, trainers, gyms. Dude must be incredibly unhappy to be at this stage.

  24. Vlad

    The love child of Chewbacca & The Death Star

  25. Feral belcher

    Some say the burger is half-eaten… I say it’s GIMME YOUR BURGER ARGGGH I’M SO HUNGRY!!!

  26. “Yo, Jonah, perhaps nobody told you this, but you cannot simply eat money. You have to use it to purchase healthy, edible items, such as…Hostess Twinkies.”

  27. “Why do all these buffets suddenly close when they see me ?”

  28. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Captain Ahab took a good look and said, “Damn, wrong one!”

  29. byright

    Here is Jonah sporting the trendy Amish Hipster look

  30. whatever

    why is he so hungry? emotional eating? food is his gf now? get therapy now

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