1. MUST…. HOLD…. IN… FART!!!

  2. Sven Golly

    Do you think we’ll be having intercourse this evening dear? No? Jolly good.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    I saw Weekend At Bernie’s a long time ago, so this shit isn’t fooling me.

  4. Marie

    Team Fan Britain has really synchronized the awkward photo moment.

  5. Johnny P!

    Kate: “Oh, Wills, isn’t this exciting?”
    William: “Who is Wills? I am Voltron!”
    Kate: “Aw arse, not again! You Windsors are so fucking weird…”

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    He really wants to be on the throne. Like in the next minute.

  7. Matty

    “I’m just going to let one rip and hope everyone’s too bloody polite to say anything” – thinks Prince William

    “Blimey!” – guy in the front row

  8. I think he’s getting a handy!

  9. You think you have problems? Try getting jacked off at a tennis match in front of everybody and have some real problems. Jackasses.

  10. Pine Table Fever

    Every single person in that photograph is a cunt and needs to be destroyed.

  11. “You’re right Kate, butt plugs do take a while to get used too.

  12. Perplexity

    Prince of England. King of posture.

  13. Contusion

    You’d think they’d let him take the stick out of his ass to watch a tennis match.

  14. cc

    The Royal Boner puts in an untimely appearance.

  15. Frank The Duck

    With Prince Billy being nowhere to be found, Kate stopped by Mme Tssaud’s — can’t let the little people down…

  16. Bionic_Crouton

    Public hand jobs are what keeps the prince’s marriage exciting!

  17. SSHGuru

    Who’s the stiff?

  18. Whoa! Why didn’t you tell me Travolta was sitting behind me!

  19. “I’ll be back.”

  20. I’m not quite sure I understand why we’re still calling her “Kate Middleton” when she got married and everything over a year ago. (It’s not like she’s allowed to keep her name.) Shouldn’t we be calling her by her official title…(looks it up)…Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge? Wow, that’s wordy. Duchess Catherine? That can’t be right. I dunno, figure something out, you’re the professional writers. With a hard-on for the British, no less.

  21. Just Sayin

    Good to see Chevy Chase out enjoying the Olympics.

  22. EricLr

    Weekend at Bernie’s Part 4: The Royal Edition

  23. henry hill

    “How the Hell did Kirstie Alley get better seats then me? I’m important!”

  24. Britt

    I know you liked 50 shades of grey but dammit these steel balls up my ass hurt!

  25. I was watching the Olympics on the tube and they showed William and Kate observing the games. These two people don’t even acknowledge each other’s existence even when they are seated together. Watching them one might think they don’t even know each other.

  26. devilsrain

    There is some unholy foreshadowing in the front row

  27. Quit your job, it's killing you

    Someone’s doing some serious fart-clenching right there.

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