MUST…. HOLD…. IN… FART!!!
you sooo read my mind and his.
… and read mine, too!
Actually, it looks like he is trying to let it out quietly, Kate is trying to take it in, but unfortunately it wafted down to the lady in front.
Do you think we’ll be having intercourse this evening dear? No? Jolly good.
I saw Weekend At Bernie’s a long time ago, so this shit isn’t fooling me.
Team Fan Britain has really synchronized the awkward photo moment.
Kate: “Oh, Wills, isn’t this exciting?”
William: “Who is Wills? I am Voltron!”
Kate: “Aw arse, not again! You Windsors are so fucking weird…”
He really wants to be on the throne. Like in the next minute.
“I’m just going to let one rip and hope everyone’s too bloody polite to say anything” – thinks Prince William
“Blimey!” – guy in the front row
I think he’s getting a handy!
You think you have problems? Try getting jacked off at a tennis match in front of everybody and have some real problems. Jackasses.
Every single person in that photograph is a cunt and needs to be destroyed.
“You’re right Kate, butt plugs do take a while to get used too.
Prince of England. King of posture.
You’d think they’d let him take the stick out of his ass to watch a tennis match.
The Royal Boner puts in an untimely appearance.
With Prince Billy being nowhere to be found, Kate stopped by Mme Tssaud’s — can’t let the little people down…
Public hand jobs are what keeps the prince’s marriage exciting!
Who’s the stiff?
Whoa! Why didn’t you tell me Travolta was sitting behind me!
“I’ll be back.”
I’m not quite sure I understand why we’re still calling her “Kate Middleton” when she got married and everything over a year ago. (It’s not like she’s allowed to keep her name.) Shouldn’t we be calling her by her official title…(looks it up)…Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge? Wow, that’s wordy. Duchess Catherine? That can’t be right. I dunno, figure something out, you’re the professional writers. With a hard-on for the British, no less.
Loosen up, tomfrank! Don’t be a stiff.
“Makin’ like a Duke and I’m romancin’ all the Duchess”
Lighten up, Francis.
‘Duchess Catherine’ has a nice porn-y ring to it.
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