And if you can’t beat the one you love, honey
Beat the one you’re with
You gotta beat the one you’re with
You gotta beat the one you’re with
You gotta beat the one you’re with

Doo doo doo doo

Ten bucks says that girl is blinking out “help me” in morse code.

She probly doubles as his drug mule

It takes a real man to wear a pink tie. Or a shitheel like Tom Sizemore.

Good choice there honey…Chris Brown was taken or you don’t like black guys?

Money: is there anything that it can’t do?

I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger… I’m really not, he’s broke!

I suspect she’ll totally have to recall this evening when the police take her sworn statement.

hey hey scagnetti

“Clown to the left of you, hooker to the right…”

I can’t Google at work (but they allow me to hit The Superficial 5 times a day?!?!?), so I don’t know what all the women beater comments are, but I’m kinda rooting for him since he went through “rehab.” He’s a good actor. LOVED him in Natural Born Killers and True Romance (my favorite movie of ALL time).

The calm before the binge.

The transvestite did a good job at the Emanuelle Chiqui look.

*whisper*…”Tom, take it easy. You’re crushing my shoulder socket. I said I would blow you later, and I will.”

who is that broad anyway?