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  1. dontkillthemessenger

    Bryan is testing the Prison Anti-Rape Suit of the future.

  2. The Brown Streak

    Crap…and I was going to buy that 1.3 million dollar mech.

  3. Perplexity

    It comes with a bear trap option in the back in the event that some random fella in a suit tries to plug your tuchus.

  4. Contusion

    I thought Comic Con posts were over.

  5. Bionic_Crouton

    TRON: VIRGINITY

  6. There is probably a joke to be made that Bryan Cranston, newly identified aficionado of Dutch prostitutes, is starring in the remake of a movie originally directed by perhaps the best known Dutch directors—the guy who showed the world Sharon Stone’s pussy, no less—but I really can’t find the connective tissue to put that joke together.

  7. Backlash Forward

    Looks like Matthew Broderick is getting ready for another night with Sarah Jessica Parker.

  8. tlmck

    How original. A Storm Trooper in Total Recall.

  9. “I’m sorry Mr. Bieber, you still look gay.”

  10. henry hill

    i’ll give you “malcom” in the middle, pal….

  11. Poor bastard fell four stories…broke damn near every bone in his body…

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