Come on. Tastes like chicken.
Yes, Hef’s Prehistoric Penis did look a little like this.
“This is where I want the handle of my new purse to go.
Ohmygosh! I LOVE wildlife!”
That used to be Rose McGowan’s cat
He touched me like this right here.
Hugh always told me he had a lizard in his pants. It looked just like this too!
A Playboy model at a hamburger shop petting a lizard.
Yeah, if I was a paparazzi I couldn’t miss this Kodak moment either.
Can’t be worse than touching Criss Angel.
Can I call her Kendra?
Something tells me for $1000 an hour you can call her anything you want.
She can pet my Lizard anytime
Didn’t this chick live with Hefner as part of the harem for a while? And then hooked up with Cris Angel?
No wonder she’s grooving on the iguana. It’s a step up from her last couple boyfriends.
Not the first scaley thing she’s stroked.
“Is it aggressive?”
“No.” *hides massive gash on arm*
She’s had worse
She is hot.
“Listen, Mr. Iguana. I realize that your skin was already crawling with Salmonella bacteria and such, but you might want to go to a clinic to get tested.”
Old lady face.
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