superficial

  1. Turd Ferguson

    Come on. Tastes like chicken.

  2. Bigalkie

    Yes, Hef’s Prehistoric Penis did look a little like this.

  3. Furburguesa

    Hef?

  4. Johnny P!

    “This is where I want the handle of my new purse to go.
    Ohmygosh! I LOVE wildlife!”

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    That used to be Rose McGowan’s cat

  6. George P Burdell

    He touched me like this right here.

  7. Backlash Forward

    Hugh always told me he had a lizard in his pants. It looked just like this too!

  8. Boo Yah

    A Playboy model at a hamburger shop petting a lizard.

    Yeah, if I was a paparazzi I couldn’t miss this Kodak moment either.

  9. Contusion

    Can’t be worse than touching Criss Angel.

  10. cc

    Can I call her Kendra?

  11. ss109

    She can pet my Lizard anytime

  12. Cock Dr

    Didn’t this chick live with Hefner as part of the harem for a while? And then hooked up with Cris Angel?
    No wonder she’s grooving on the iguana. It’s a step up from her last couple boyfriends.

  13. Sheppy

    Not the first scaley thing she’s stroked.

  14. Sheppy

    “Is it aggressive?”
    “No.” *hides massive gash on arm*

  15. Carolyn

    Poor Iguana.

  16. Bionic_Crouton

    “Nice doggie…”

  17. mamamiasweetpeaches

    She’s had worse

  18. El Jefe

    She is hot.

  19. “Listen, Mr. Iguana. I realize that your skin was already crawling with Salmonella bacteria and such, but you might want to go to a clinic to get tested.”

  20. HollywoodOutsider

    Old lady face.

  21. hijkmno

    Oh my gawd, they have a Hamburger Mary’s in Los Angeles?!?!?!

  22. Of course I’ll fuck you Mr. Lizard. How much money do you have?

  23. “But isn’t the meat a bit on the stringy side?”

  24. ghosts

    that poor iguana. Now it’s got a terrible case of Iguannorrhea.

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