superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    The guy is wondering “How am I supposed to see her ass through all of that bullshit?”

  2. DeucePickle

    My gaydar just went off

  3. Cock Dr

    How can anyone look so grumpy when they have their own personal umbrella holder?

  4. The Brown Streak

    Why do I get the feeling that someone gave her a luke warm latte this morning?

  5. cc

    Bitch, did you just say something about my gay pride umbrella?

  6. Bonky

    “WANTED: On set assistant to real Hollywood stars for a New York TV show. Exciting possibilities for the right candidate. Must be willing to hold umbrellas for hours. Pay commensurate with experience.”

  7. Bigalkie

    She’s a hall of famer for her home movie

  8. Bionic_Crouton

    Did you want me to pick you up anything from Chic- fil-a?

  9. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Oh sure. When I have a black man follow me around with an umbrella and call me “meester” its racist, but this cunt does it and no one blinks an eye!!!

  10. This is a hate crime on a number of levels.

  11. Cisco

    I don’t know why she looks so grumpy, if Tracey Morgan was holding an umbrella for me I’d at least have a smile!!!

  12. Inner Retard

    She barely registered on my attention radar before. But I just developed a new level of hatred for her. Hold your own damn umbrella!

  13. I need some more Meester keister. *clicks on her bikini photos.

  14. I love her. She’s so cute. She’s like the opposite of Vanessa Hudgens. :-)

  15. EricLr

    Celebrating 150 years since the Civil War and the end of slavery!

  16. “But MIssy Meester, I holds your um-ber-ella ever’ day and gets you to da set all dry and warm. I juss wanna hand job. You doesn’t even need to undress…”

  17. Stewie Griffin

    Good to see that 150 years later nothing has changed.

  18. Britt

    The Birkenstocks let people know she’s real… Ignore the hired help holding the umbrella

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