The guy is wondering “How am I supposed to see her ass through all of that bullshit?”
My gaydar just went off
How can anyone look so grumpy when they have their own personal umbrella holder?
Why do I get the feeling that someone gave her a luke warm latte this morning?
Bitch, did you just say something about my gay pride umbrella?
… Bitch, please… in your Birkenstocks! Mm-Mmmm!
“WANTED: On set assistant to real Hollywood stars for a New York TV show. Exciting possibilities for the right candidate. Must be willing to hold umbrellas for hours. Pay commensurate with experience.”
She’s a hall of famer for her home movie
Did you want me to pick you up anything from Chic- fil-a?
Oh sure. When I have a black man follow me around with an umbrella and call me “meester” its racist, but this cunt does it and no one blinks an eye!!!
This is a hate crime on a number of levels.
I don’t know why she looks so grumpy, if Tracey Morgan was holding an umbrella for me I’d at least have a smile!!!
She barely registered on my attention radar before. But I just developed a new level of hatred for her. Hold your own damn umbrella!
I need some more Meester keister. *clicks on her bikini photos.
I love her. She’s so cute. She’s like the opposite of Vanessa Hudgens. :-)
Celebrating 150 years since the Civil War and the end of slavery!
“But MIssy Meester, I holds your um-ber-ella ever’ day and gets you to da set all dry and warm. I juss wanna hand job. You doesn’t even need to undress…”
Good to see that 150 years later nothing has changed.
The Birkenstocks let people know she’s real… Ignore the hired help holding the umbrella
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