superficial

  1. Turd Ferguson

    The Richard Greco of the new Millenium.

  2. Bigalkie

    Inigo Montoya..” Prepare to die” .

  3. Johnny P!

    A face only a mother could… feel compelled to tell people he was adopted.

  4. catapostrophe

    The rich man’s Pauly Shore.

    • RacistPete

      No, the rich man’s Pauly Shore is the same as the poor man’s, only with more cameras and laughter, and significantly less oxygen.

      God, I wish I tried harder in school…

  5. lily

    eww greasy. sad thing is he would probably be semi cute with a haircut and new outfit…

  6. Contusion

    Somebody please give this guy a greek restaurant so he can go away.

  7. cc

    Doesn’t he do magic at kid’s parties?

  8. Bionic_Crouton

    I guess Denny’s gave him the night off.

  9. mamamiasweetpeaches

    “BRING IT ON: THE MUSICAL”???? Surely u jest?

    and yes, he made that shirt out of my old couch cushion

  10. Phoenix

    Rough Cut reunion.

  11. Buttons, motherfucker! Use them!

  12. EricLr

    Yeah, but can he make the Statue of Liberty disappear?

  13. I haven’t seen a St. Christopher medal like that in 50 years. Maybe longer. That’s just like the ones we used to wear in Junior High School. I wonder if they still entrance the girls…

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