superficial

  1. “Why yes, it *is* just like fucking Katy Perry!”

  2. He could have at least gotten into costume…. oh wait

  3. Turd Ferguson

    leaked photo from the new JACKASS movie?

  4. Bigalkie

    What a useless twat in yet another useless twat movie..

    • The more you know...

      This isn’t for a movie. This picture is part of portrait series for the Disney theme parks in which celebrities portray Disney characters. This series started in 2007 and has featured, among others, Penelope Cruz as Bell, Alec Baldwin as The Mirror on the Wall, and Scarlett Johansson as Cinderella.

      • Phew. Thanks for that.

      • The more you know...

        I know it doesn’t matter, but I figured I’d mention what the photo is really for in case someone thought there was actually a movie starring Brand as Captain Hook in the works. The third sentence is just some trivia I felt like throwing in.

      • Blech

        Thanks. The useless twatliness isn’t excused but we still sort of appreciate an explanation that wasn’t really necessary.

      • The more you know...

        Hey, no problem. Explaining things that don’t need to be explained and sharing useless information is just something I like to do.

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    When he falls, hopefully the hook will destroy whatever isn’t cut off by the sword.

  6. catapostrophe

    It’s about time!

  7. Johnny P!

    So Annie hates him too, eh?

  8. lily

    wish that was a real croc…this guys is such a douche

  9. Perplexity

    I’m rooting for the croc.

  10. cc

    Please let that be Gustav.

  11. Oh please, let him slip just once… That freakshow deserves to be crocodile food.

  12. I don’t understand why those Yanks find wearing these things comfortable.

  13. Joaquin ingles

    Even the crocodile finds this guy nauseating.

  14. bernard

    dare i say, his teeth are too nice to be a pirate

  15. El Jefe

    Unfortunately not a real croc.

  16. Oh, fuck me… this movie really is happening, isn’t it?

  17. kimmykimkim

    His mouth creeps me out.

  18. I notice that no one has pointed out that compared to his usual way of dressing, this is the least douchey he’s looked in years.

  19. Billebuoy

    Again with with the boring, tomfrank

  20. georgia

    He does look like Hook!!!

  21. Inner Retard

    Make sure PETA is not around. They’d probably bitch you can’t feed animals douchbag meat.

  22. EricLr

    Wow, Ms. Leibovitz where did you get that costume?

    He walked in off the street like that.

  23. Stewie Griffin

    Another shitty Peter Pan movie coming our way I see.

  24. C’mon, Crocodile. Make like Linda Lovelace and swallow that fucker!

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