2. KISS really needs to stop performing without makeup.

  3. Lemmiwinks

    Please put that makeup back on, Gene Simmons.

  4. Don’t press charges, darling don’t press charges…

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    Despite this just being a routine traffic violation hearing, the judge decided to throw the monster in jail for 30 years or death, whichever comes first.

  6. Turd Ferguson

    good to see some celebs aging gracefully without the need for plastic surgery.

  7. Bigalkie


  8. Freebie48

    He looks so much younger with surgery

  9. CranAppleSnapple

    Even the thumbnail made me foul my trousers.

  10. Rejected Sesame Street puppet No. 42.

  11. Johnny P!

    Learning to sing ‘Danke Schoen’ in Philippine…

  12. Backlash Forward

    Wait till they get a load of me!

  13. Animal

    What a valuable exhibit he would have been during the Scopes trial.

  14. YAAR

    He and Jocelyn Wildenstein would make an excellent couple.

  15. “My hands were already doing this pinching motion in the air, I was air pinching you see, and that is the precise moment ladies and gentlemen of the jury that her nipples fell into my hands. I was shocked.”

  16. Fingergod

    The plane, Boss. The plane!

  17. Jerry Falwell

    He hasn’t been able to blink in years.

  18. The Brown Streak

    Wait a minute…The Penguin passed the bar exam?

  19. If he gets any more facelifts, he’ll be wearing his own dick for a tie.

  20. cc

    Imagine going trick or treating and this fucker opens the door.

  21. wheeeeeeee

    danke schoen, I want to thank you for seeing me again…

  22. Bonky

    In the 60′s and 70′s all the old women fell in love with him when he sang “Danke Schoen” . Thank God they are all dead now so they don’t have to see this.

  23. Frank The Duck

    Evidently the funeral for Kim Jong il was a bit premature

  24. Mickey Rourke dyed his hair?

  25. Biff

    Well HOLY SHIITE. WTF happened to him??!

  26. Bionic_Crouton

    “I am sorry your honor, I am TRIPPIN’ BALLS right now!”

  27. Bionic_Crouton

    “Let me out of jury duty or I’ll have you killed!”

  28. disillusionisreal

    When did Wayne Newton become Asian?

  29. The Royal Penis

    Eventually his skin will stop stretching and then he’s screwed. He’ll never get good shut eye again.

  30. ChickenHawk

    “I’m crushing yer head!”

  31. Joaquin ingles

    Babe Ruth looks goofy as fuck with that wig on.

  32. Photo Boy, I don’t mean to harp on this, but…

    If you’re in a casino or a nightclub, or on The Strip or Fremont Street, okay, you’re in “Vegas.”

    But if you’re in the Clark County Regional Justice Center of all places, then it’s time to add that Las like everyone else there does.

  33. BSname

    So many celebs are under the mistaken belief that wrinkles are the worst thing that can happen to your face.

  34. HITLER

    Mr. Turtle

    ps I LOVE KIDS!!!

  35. mbcl

    “then the waiter offered me a wafer thin mint …..”

  36. EricLr

    My hairline keeps receding while my face keeps pushing forward.

  37. Mickey Rourke is gaining weight.

  38. Mike701

    So this is what Barney looks like without the purple face paint.

  39. Britt

    At least Mickey Rourke Knows what he has to look forward to..

  40. I’ve never thought he looks Native American until now. Now he is the embodiment of the derogatory slang term “pie face.”

  41. Cody42

    “Oh my! Helloooo”
    What? This isn’t George Takei?

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