Wayne Newton during a court hearing at the Clark County Regional Justice Center in Vegas. (August 1, 2012) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
I CAN HAZ BOOBIE????
KISS really needs to stop performing without makeup.
It won’t let me like the comment but it needs to be known that I do!
Please put that makeup back on, Gene Simmons.
ONE minute too late. Well played, Mr. Georgio…
Duly noted, my friend. Great minds think alike.
Don’t press charges, darling don’t press charges…
Despite this just being a routine traffic violation hearing, the judge decided to throw the monster in jail for 30 years or death, whichever comes first.
good to see some celebs aging gracefully without the need for plastic surgery.
Not to mention Jesus H. Christ!!!
No, NOT Jesus H. Christ…Charlie Fucking Chan!
He looks so much younger with surgery
Hahahaha! You would not, Kimmy! :D
Even the thumbnail made me foul my trousers.
Rejected Sesame Street puppet No. 42.
Learning to sing ‘Danke Schoen’ in Philippine…
Wait till they get a load of me!
What a valuable exhibit he would have been during the Scopes trial.
He and Jocelyn Wildenstein would make an excellent couple.
“My hands were already doing this pinching motion in the air, I was air pinching you see, and that is the precise moment ladies and gentlemen of the jury that her nipples fell into my hands. I was shocked.”
The plane, Boss. The plane!
He hasn’t been able to blink in years.
Wait a minute…The Penguin passed the bar exam?
If he gets any more facelifts, he’ll be wearing his own dick for a tie.
Imagine going trick or treating and this fucker opens the door.
danke schoen, I want to thank you for seeing me again…
In the 60’s and 70’s all the old women fell in love with him when he sang “Danke Schoen” . Thank God they are all dead now so they don’t have to see this.
Evidently the funeral for Kim Jong il was a bit premature
Mickey Rourke dyed his hair?
Well HOLY SHIITE. WTF happened to him??!
“I am sorry your honor, I am TRIPPIN’ BALLS right now!”
“Let me out of jury duty or I’ll have you killed!”
When did Wayne Newton become Asian?
Eventually his skin will stop stretching and then he’s screwed. He’ll never get good shut eye again.
“I’m crushing yer head!”
KITH reference, excellent…..
Babe Ruth looks goofy as fuck with that wig on.
Photo Boy, I don’t mean to harp on this, but…
If you’re in a casino or a nightclub, or on The Strip or Fremont Street, okay, you’re in “Vegas.”
But if you’re in the Clark County Regional Justice Center of all places, then it’s time to add that Las like everyone else there does.
So many celebs are under the mistaken belief that wrinkles are the worst thing that can happen to your face.
ps I LOVE KIDS!!!
“then the waiter offered me a wafer thin mint …..”
My hairline keeps receding while my face keeps pushing forward.
Mickey Rourke is gaining weight.
So this is what Barney looks like without the purple face paint.
At least Mickey Rourke Knows what he has to look forward to..
I’ve never thought he looks Native American until now. Now he is the embodiment of the derogatory slang term “pie face.”
“Oh my! Helloooo”
What? This isn’t George Takei?
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