superficial

  1. DeucePickle

    and there was Davey “Two Times”, who said everything twice, like, “I’m gonna go get the papers, get the papers”.

  2. I didn’t recognize him not dressed like a circus clown.

  3. TomFrank

    Overheard to the left: “There’s someone taking pictures over there. Guard your cooch.”

  4. Tracey

    …and then she left me.. I am so sad…I know she’s old…she left me…..I got in a car wreck…. gave me a nosebleed….I am so sad… did I mention she left me? … like my tie?

  5. Why is this drunk asshole in the way of the hot chicks in back?

  6. dontlooknow

    At a basement make-out party from 8th grade…

  7. The Brown Streak

    Why yes, I am a former WCW World Heavyweight Champion

  8. tito

    “i don’t often drink beer, but when i do, i drink all of it.”

  9. tlmck

    If he does not get a gig soon, he is going to run out of money for the VIP room at the strip cub.

  10. peepee

    Here’s David Arquette seriously contemplating pulling a “Depardieu.”

  11. Deryn

    Old man at the club.

  12. DogBoy

    In EVERY picture…. there’s a three-legged chick in the background saying it all with her extra appendage.

  13. juaquin ingles

    She’s rubbing herself up.

  14. Excuse me. Can you direct me to where I left my relevance?

  15. teehee

    He is not aging well. Get thee to a surgeon.

  16. Coco

    He’s entering his Crispin Glover phase.

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