and there was Davey “Two Times”, who said everything twice, like, “I’m gonna go get the papers, get the papers”.
I didn’t recognize him not dressed like a circus clown.
Overheard to the left: “There’s someone taking pictures over there. Guard your cooch.”
…thus ruining any chance of making this picture worthwhile.
…and then she left me.. I am so sad…I know she’s old…she left me…..I got in a car wreck…. gave me a nosebleed….I am so sad… did I mention she left me? … like my tie?
Why is this drunk asshole in the way of the hot chicks in back?
At a basement make-out party from 8th grade…
Spin the Bottle and pray it doesn’t land on David.
Why yes, I am a former WCW World Heavyweight Champion
“i don’t often drink beer, but when i do, i drink all of it.”
If he does not get a gig soon, he is going to run out of money for the VIP room at the strip cub.
Here’s David Arquette seriously contemplating pulling a “Depardieu.”
Old man at the club.
In EVERY picture…. there’s a three-legged chick in the background saying it all with her extra appendage.
She’s rubbing herself up.
Excuse me. Can you direct me to where I left my relevance?
He is not aging well. Get thee to a surgeon.
He’s entering his Crispin Glover phase.
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