and I didn’t have to fondle a withered dick to get a ride this time.
Doesn’t her bumping nasties with Hef ever discourage anyone? Gads!
Not people in Hollyweird. And we’re also talking Dr. Phil’s son; needs no explanation.
I dunno, I bet she would treat me as some sort of sex god after years of being prodded with a semi hard liver spotted dick.
Okay, who the fuck is Crystal Harris and why the fuck is she not in my pants?
One person in the picture was super happy to be photographed.
The McGraw boys sure have a thing for Hef’s sloppy seconds, it seems.
Sloppy seconds??? I suspect Hefner is so old it would be more appropriate to refer to his “dusty” seconds.
That’s the face of someone who has just had young, supple balls on her chin for the very first time.
Oh look mommy is teaching her son how to drive
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