1. Billebuoy

    Holy shit. He’s ugly!

  2. loved her in Californication. but man is she scary-looking.

  3. Does anybody remember when she was a sex symbol?

    • Does anybody remember when she was a woman?

    • Beautiful small breasts with nipples like thumbs sticking out about a half inch.
      All you 20 something guys who think they got it made for life with your fairly good looking wife . . . take a look at your mother-in-law and imagine waking up next to THAT in 25 or 30 years. Or worse still, look at you father-in-law and image waking up next to HIM in 25 or 30 years.

  4. Anthony

    Chris Farley lives

  5. Joe

    I thought it was Steve McMichael.

  6. “Solo! Hay lapa no ya, Solo!”

  7. I thought Sam Kinison died? Well, at least he quit wearing that trenchcoat.

  8. Johnny P!

    They’re doing a “World According To Garp” re-make?

  9. Bonerspunk

    Damn, Nick Nolte has seen better days!

  10. Contusion

    “No, seriously. The sandwich was THIS big. I could barely finish the whole thing.”

  11. Crissy

    “Two weeeeeekssssssssssss”!

  12. rican

    “Hello, I’m Sam Kinnison and I never really died”

  13. Anonymous

    Aw hell…..now Romancing the Stone is ruined for me.

  14. Lemmiwinks

    Probably enough Body Heat in that chair to melt a glacier, if there were any left, which there aren’t.

  15. I guess the photographer just missed the moment she unhinged her jaw and swallowed a rabbit whole.

  16. Brit

    These days, they turn the air conditioning on when she’s in the room.

  17. catapostrophe

    Adorable!

  18. lily

    good god.

  19. Okay, she was hot as fuck in Romancing the Stone. I’ll never jerk off to that movie again. Thanks Photoboy.

  20. barleyandme

    You gotta cut me, Mick.

  21. pigfarmer

    moooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

  22. techman

    For a minute there I thought Rosie O’Donnel had died her hair.

  23. RobN

    That’s just disturbing. People get old and fat, but how did its face get all crooked?

  24. Urbanspaceman

    William Hurt killed someone for her???????

  25. justin

    Man, Captain Lou Albano used to flood the WWF’s toilets all the time.

    -Greg “The Hammer” Valentine

  26. abc123

    romancing the scones……

  27. me

    when did Val Kilmer become serial mom?

  28. Don Draper's Dad

    Why is John Goodman in drag?

  29. Brad

    ’m afraid there’s no denyin’
    I’m just a dandy-lion
    A fate I don’t deserve
    I’m sure I could show my prowess
    Be a lion, not a mouse
    If I only had the nerve.

  30. Lolli-Pop

    You guys are way mean, she has a medical condition, rheumatoid arthritis. It’s like making fun of the handicapped. Sick.

    • That makes me sad. I had no idea she was ailing. I guess I should have considered it when she went from a 10 to a 3 in a few short years. Thanx for the heads up, Lolli-Pop.

  31. This is tragic. You losers need to check out a film called “Body Heat”. Once upon a time, Kathleen Turner was one of the world’s hottest women.

    • Well so did Marilyn Monroe, but she’s not looking so good, either. I don’t believe very many readers in this forum even realized K.T. is suffering from RA. So take your holier-than-thou attitude and shove it up your ass. At least Lolli-Pop was nice enough to point it out without being a piece of shit.

  32. Devito aged better…who saw that coming?

  33. puddleduck

    She would be better off at the museum instead of the newseum.

  34. Bionic_Crouton

    “They had to stop production on ‘Body Heat 2′ because the crew and my co-star could not stop throwing up.”

  35. Gabe Kaplan

    WOW! can you actually catch Down Syndrome ?

  36. I didn’t know Mickey Rourke was a method actor.

  37. BenDoverman

    Never mind the Newseum, she’s been workin on that face & neck ad nauseum.

  38. Quijibo

    What’s the proper terminology for a neck cankle?

  39. tlmck

    If she was going for “lesbian truck driver”, she nailed it.

  40. EricLr

    So, then I tell Solo that I’m sending him and his punk bitch friend to the Sarlacc…

  41. catapostrophe

    Meat Loaf has evidently had some work done.

  42. bigalkie

    My lawyers are suing Dreamwoks. After all, Helen Keller knows that I was the inspiration for Shrek.

  43. The sex change hormone shots are working for you, Kathleen.

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