superficial

  1. JC

    When you see legs like that, it’s just downright cruel not to put a bullet in the poor old mare’s brain.

  2. JPC

    She should only be photographed at that angle with that lighting. Her face looks shockingly un-horse-like in this picture

  3. In her bag?

    Apples and sugar cubes.

  4. Anthony

    Time to guess how many cats she owns.

  5. kelly

    If I was married to her, I’d drive my car into an Irish kid, too.

  6. Johnny P!

    Fuck! I thought that was Chloe Sevigny.

  7. Mr Smap Beav Sr

    She’s turning into a raisen – the juice leaked out a long time ago

  8. Crissy

    Please tell me her right hand has been photoshopped to her body!…

  9. JungleRed

    Oh Sarah! Just let ‘em have the upskirt shot. It can’t be more gruesome than those hands.

  10. Dina Crackwhore

    Besides her legs, knees, shoulders, arms, hands, neck, forehead, nose, glasses, and hair – she actually looks pretty human in this picture.

  11. Billy Barty, Jr

    She was touched by Madonna!

  12. She just keeps getting prettier, doesn’t she?

  13. that's me!

    okay okay enough with the horse jokes…so boring and old….yeah that’s what she is!

    • We could rein it in if we wanted to, but we’re having too much fun horsing around. Feel free to trot out some new material, though.

  14. Brit

    Looks like she has the bit between her teeth and has got her canter on.

  15. Pine Table Fever

    Sex In The City. If the city in question was Dresden just after World War II.

  16. catapostrophe

    She broke her leg weeks ago but is not about to let it show.

  17. To anyone else on this blog who ever took Contracts (or watched The Paper Chase), I give you the infamous hairy hand from Hawkins v. McGee.

  18. Yoko

    John Lennon with boobs?

  19. Urbanspaceman

    She’s the ultimate square peg.

  20. does she actually believe anyone wants to look up her dress? or see another inch of thigh?

  21. Don Draper's Dad

    Hey is that Ferris Bue …. JEEEEEEEESUS!!!!!!

  22. Menopause has looked worse.

  23. SSHGuru

    No one has brushed her in quite awhile. Poor thing.

  24. “Matthew, I’ll be right back. Just running to the store for some oats.”

  25. BenDoverman

    “Is that my hand!? WTF!”

  26. snarl

    “mommy, why do your knees have so many corners?”

  27. tlmck

    Chop off everything but the torso, you might have something there. Although, clothes can hide a multitude of sins.

  28. EricLr

    The paparazzi lured her out with oats.

  29. Charlie Kirby

    It’s time to call the glue factory.

  30. She’s finally leaving the Sarah Jessica Porker nickname in the dust.

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