When you see legs like that, it’s just downright cruel not to put a bullet in the poor old mare’s brain.
How about her hands? Ewww….
yeah, looks like she’s pulled up lame
My Little Crony
Thanks, Sir Nicholas! Good laugh from that one!
She should only be photographed at that angle with that lighting. Her face looks shockingly un-horse-like in this picture
Not good, mind you – just not like a horse.
Is that a horse-faced woman then? I say “neigh”.
In her bag?
Apples and sugar cubes.
Time to guess how many cats she owns.
If I was married to her, I’d drive my car into an Irish kid, too.
Nice one Kelly!! Funny
Fuck! I thought that was Chloe Sevigny.
Chloe is twenty times better looking and probably a thousand times better in bed..
Are you stoned?
Not to mention Chloe Sevigny has nice, natural tits!
She’s turning into a raisen – the juice leaked out a long time ago
Please tell me her right hand has been photoshopped to her body!…
Oh Sarah! Just let ‘em have the upskirt shot. It can’t be more gruesome than those hands.
Besides her legs, knees, shoulders, arms, hands, neck, forehead, nose, glasses, and hair – she actually looks pretty human in this picture.
She was touched by Madonna!
She just keeps getting prettier, doesn’t she?
okay okay enough with the horse jokes…so boring and old….yeah that’s what she is!
We could rein it in if we wanted to, but we’re having too much fun horsing around. Feel free to trot out some new material, though.
Looks like she has the bit between her teeth and has got her canter on.
Sex In The City. If the city in question was Dresden just after World War II.
She broke her leg weeks ago but is not about to let it show.
To anyone else on this blog who ever took Contracts (or watched The Paper Chase), I give you the infamous hairy hand from Hawkins v. McGee.
Wow, excellent obscure reference.
John Lennon with boobs?
She’s the ultimate square peg.
does she actually believe anyone wants to look up her dress? or see another inch of thigh?
Hey is that Ferris Bue …. JEEEEEEEESUS!!!!!!
Menopause has looked worse.
No one has brushed her in quite awhile. Poor thing.
“Matthew, I’ll be right back. Just running to the store for some oats.”
“Is that my hand!? WTF!”
“mommy, why do your knees have so many corners?”
Chop off everything but the torso, you might have something there. Although, clothes can hide a multitude of sins.
The paparazzi lured her out with oats.
It’s time to call the glue factory.
She’s finally leaving the Sarah Jessica Porker nickname in the dust.
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