Chuck Norris and Sylvester Stallone at the premiere of The Expendables 2 in Los Angeles. (August 15, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
I told you to take those fucking F-bombs out.
I know it was you. You broke my heart.
Nice wig, Sly.
“Tonight, you be Lone Wolf, and I’ll be Adrian.”
No PDAs on the red carpet. Get a room, you two.
Hey Sly…honestly…can you tell I’m wearing a wig? It’s good, right?
“i crap bigger than you Stallone”
Sly, I banged meme so hard now it’s viral.
“Obama’s trying to take our guns, Sly. Send the Terminator to take him out”
“Damnit Chuck, are you off your meds again?”
Hey Sly, just so you know, it was Chuck Norris who made your suit look that good.
“I will break you.”
Talk about your intellectual black holes, when these two put their heads together I’m surprised it doesn’t dim the lights in the room.
“Psssst. Wanna buy a used Total Gym?”
“I don’t wear sunglasses, Sly. The sun wears Chuck Norris-glasses.”
(wispering) “That’s right Motherfucker, Chuck Norris is EVERYWHERE!”
I was the bottom last night. It’s your turn tonight.
CN: Hey man you look like joe paterno.
Does Rocky have mask on?
They’re older than all the people on the red carpet put together.
Hey, Sly, let me put in touch with my colorist.
Kiss me you fool
” “Stop Or My Mom will Shoot”, was a complete shower of shit.”
“I spank it to Demolition Man.”
“Knock it off, Stallone…you’re gonna make me cum in my pants.”
You stop being bad ass when your face lift gives you kitty-face.
Where can a brother get some Ensure® around this place?
“My tears could have brought your son back to life, but you didn’t call me quickly enough. Sorry for your loss, Sly.”
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