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  1. DeucePickle

    I told you to take those fucking F-bombs out.

  2. I know it was you. You broke my heart.

  3. Joe

    Nice wig, Sly.

    You, too.

  4. Frank Burns

    “Tonight, you be Lone Wolf, and I’ll be Adrian.”

  5. No PDAs on the red carpet. Get a room, you two.

  6. Contusion

    Hey Sly…honestly…can you tell I’m wearing a wig? It’s good, right?

  7. sofa king

    “i crap bigger than you Stallone”

  8. Anonymous

    Sly, I banged meme so hard now it’s viral.

  9. Swearin

    “Obama’s trying to take our guns, Sly. Send the Terminator to take him out”

    “Damnit Chuck, are you off your meds again?”

  10. Brit

    Hey Sly, just so you know, it was Chuck Norris who made your suit look that good.

  11. catapostrophe

    “I will break you.”

  12. Dick Hell

    Talk about your intellectual black holes, when these two put their heads together I’m surprised it doesn’t dim the lights in the room.

  13. “Psssst. Wanna buy a used Total Gym?”

  14. “I don’t wear sunglasses, Sly. The sun wears Chuck Norris-glasses.”

  15. Bionic_Crouton

    (wispering) “That’s right Motherfucker, Chuck Norris is EVERYWHERE!”

  16. Ollie

    I was the bottom last night. It’s your turn tonight.

  17. Mando

    CN: Hey man you look like joe paterno.

    SS: FU

  18. Does Rocky have mask on?

  19. mean_gurl

    They’re older than all the people on the red carpet put together.

  20. cc

    Hey, Sly, let me put in touch with my colorist.

  21. Bigalkie

    Kiss me you fool

  22. BlackManUSAonTwitter

    ” “Stop Or My Mom will Shoot”, was a complete shower of shit.”

  23. “I spank it to Demolition Man.”

  24. “Knock it off, Stallone…you’re gonna make me cum in my pants.”

  25. Persistent Cat

    You stop being bad ass when your face lift gives you kitty-face.

  26. EricLr

    Where can a brother get some EnsureĀ® around this place?

  27. “My tears could have brought your son back to life, but you didn’t call me quickly enough. Sorry for your loss, Sly.”

  28. Ass Wort

    Legends!

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