Amy Childs at her fragrance launch in London. (August 15, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“Describe my new fragrance? Well… let’s see… it has base notes of musk, middle notes of citrus, and a top note of BIG TITS!!! Line-up starts on the left, folks…”
Insert a quarter and it spits out a fortune card.
I’m not sure this one spits. She’ll take the quarter, though.
I heard if you insert a quarter her teeth fold back.
The new fragrance is called “Anonymous” and is for women who want to smell like somebody no one has ever heard of.
It gives you the ability to write while looking in another direction.
Very time I see this woman’s breast I think Talosians.
“It smells like dumbfounded.”
“Sign it to ‘Boobs’? Wow! You’re like the twentieth guy I met with that name!”
“Please make it out to John…Phillip…Paul…Gregory…Thomas….Dennis…um…Howard…Michael…I’m Amish, lotta names y’know…Matthew…Stephen…Paul…oh I said that one already?”
I don’t know why you keep getting “thumbs down” for this comment.
I actually find it really funny…
thousand yard stare….clearly there ain’t much goin up upstairs…
Who caes !
Not much going on upstairs, but what a marvelous staircase!
Permanent duck lips aren’t attractive.
The fragrance that asks…’Is that your Ferrari parked out front?’
A subtle fragrance combining the hypnotizing aromas of shame and the lack of a father’s love (smells like Jack Daniels and cigarettes).
In the porn version of Three’s Company, she got stuck playing Mrs. Roper
And not even quiet desperation, at that.
Why is she wearing a shower curtain? Was it the only thing that fit around her boobs?
Twenty pounds of baloney in two five-pound bags.
Interesting, well-seasoned, and provocative!
I actually thought it was Katie Price.
I would wrect that, boob veins and all. I would love to see those melons swing back and forth as I lay the pipe.
half inch tubing I assume?
Does the newspaper still put out colour comics on the weekend? Because I’d like to roll her on them and give her a Marmaduke tattoo.
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