There is the face of someone who just can’t wait to get out of the city and back to his ranch in Jackson Hole.
His stature reminds me of when he said, “Fuck-off,” in “Bruno.”
I thought I made a deal that would keep Calrissian’s kids away from me for a long time?
It’ll be a cold day in hell before Harrison Ford signs a poster that includes those god awful prequel pieces of shit.
“Do NOT shoot first…do NOT shoot first…do NOT shoot first…”
Wow, gramps must be serious…he’s got his shirt all tucked in and his pants pulled up.
It would have been less cruel to just keep him in the carbonite.
“For the last time, Mr. Lee, I will NOT sign up to be in Jungle Fever: The Golden Years!!”
“Mr. Ford! Mr. Ford! Will you sign this statement confirming that Han shot first?”
Ram his head through the window!!!
“So you WON’T sign my petition to have at least two blacks in Episode VII?!?”
– Mr. Ford, did Han fire first?
‘Ford punches guy in the face’
– Does that answer your question?!
Get off my lawn.
Why’s that black guy bothering the maintenance man?
You sure that’s not Woodrow Wilson?
Mrs. doubtfire! Mrs. Doubtfire! Will you sign my poster?!?!
On first glance I thought that the dark of the gutter was the cane that he was holding, yeeesh he is looking old!
Why is that man trying to rob Harrison Ford in broad daylight?
Aren’t there some hipsters he should be shooting in Williamsburg or the LES instead?
“No Andre3000, I will not help you write 7 sequels to ‘Hey Ya’.”
“DAMN! It’s Han Solo and shit.”
He should just shoot that guy first and then claim self defense.
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