superficial

  1. Cock Dr

    There is the face of someone who just can’t wait to get out of the city and back to his ranch in Jackson Hole.

  2. Echo5

    I thought I made a deal that would keep Calrissian’s kids away from me for a long time?

  3. It’ll be a cold day in hell before Harrison Ford signs a poster that includes those god awful prequel pieces of shit.

  4. Josephus

    “Do NOT shoot first…do NOT shoot first…do NOT shoot first…”

  5. Wow, gramps must be serious…he’s got his shirt all tucked in and his pants pulled up.

  6. EricLR

    It would have been less cruel to just keep him in the carbonite.

  7. “For the last time, Mr. Lee, I will NOT sign up to be in Jungle Fever: The Golden Years!!”

  8. “Mr. Ford! Mr. Ford! Will you sign this statement confirming that Han shot first?”

  9. Ram his head through the window!!!

  10. I'mCool

    “So you WON’T sign my petition to have at least two blacks in Episode VII?!?”

  11. Batu Khan

    - Mr. Ford, did Han fire first?
    ‘Ford punches guy in the face’
    - Does that answer your question?!

  12. tbonemcgiggins

    Get off my lawn.

  13. Sup

    Why’s that black guy bothering the maintenance man?

  14. Beer Baron

    You sure that’s not Woodrow Wilson?

  15. Mrs. doubtfire! Mrs. Doubtfire! Will you sign my poster?!?!

  16. donkeylicks

    On first glance I thought that the dark of the gutter was the cane that he was holding, yeeesh he is looking old!

  17. crb

    Why is that man trying to rob Harrison Ford in broad daylight?

    Aren’t there some hipsters he should be shooting in Williamsburg or the LES instead?

  18. crb

    “No Andre3000, I will not help you write 7 sequels to ‘Hey Ya’.”

  19. fred

    “DAMN! It’s Han Solo and shit.”

  20. He should just shoot that guy first and then claim self defense.

  21. He looks like a guy that refers to black people as ‘coloreds’ in this photo.

  22. “No, Kid Cudi, I will not sign your fucking pictures with ‘Han Solo’!”

  23. C’mon, dude…we both wear earrings!

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