Shauna Sand in Venice Beach, CA. (August 14, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
God she looks so fucking stupid clomping around in those stripper heels at the beach. Her poor daughters.
She looks so fucking stupid. Her poor daughters.
“You got your sand in my vagina.”
“You got your vagina in my sand.”
“Two great tastes that taste great together…HERPES!”
“Katy Strawberry. Madonna Vinegar. Shauna Sand.”
“What her vagina tastes like?”
“Correct! You’ve won The Pyramid!”
Quack! Quack! Quackquackquck! She’s turning into Jocelyn Wildenstein, it’s hidous!
Stupid is as stupid walks in heels on the beach.
OK, let’s see, looking at our collagen enhancement chart… we’ve got:
“i just don’t know. Nigel, what do you think?”
I hope she makes it to the water before the goldfish in her shoes die.
Dude looks like a lady, brww, brwww….
Steven Tyler looks sober in this photo
What the fuck happened to her face?
DANGER: DUCK CROSSING
Lessons here for all aging bombshells on how to NOT age gracefully.
Laugh all you want, but this is primal survival in a frighteningly pure form. Skin as tough as leather, able to walk on almost any rubble, trained to survive on little or no food, built-in tsunami flotation devices, and in case of zombie apocalypse, no brains. As long as a camera is around, she’s virtually indestructible.
From behind. That is all.
and with a paper bag on the head, and a sheet covering her body with a slit cut in it. Maybe.
I love that movie. The zombie strippers keep on stripping, because it’s their calling and shit.
…But she always knows her place
She’s got style, she’s got grace, she’s a winner
She’s a lady
Whoa, whoa, whoa, she’s a lady
Talkin’ about that little lady
And the lady is a whore
The purse really makes the outfit pop.
A still frame from the famous Patterson ‘Biglip’ footage.
Ah honey! The strip club is over there!
Sadly, the Robertsons’ newest duck call was not summoning the sort of fowl they had hoped.
Is sand a verb now?
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