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  1. God she looks so fucking stupid clomping around in those stripper heels at the beach. Her poor daughters.

  2. I'mCool

    “You got your sand in my vagina.”
    “You got your vagina in my sand.”

  3. Josephus

    “Katy Strawberry. Madonna Vinegar. Shauna Sand.”

    “What her vagina tastes like?”

    “Correct! You’ve won The Pyramid!”

  4. Quack! Quack! Quackquackquck! She’s turning into Jocelyn Wildenstein, it’s hidous!

  5. Batu Khan

    Stupid is as stupid walks in heels on the beach.

  6. OK, let’s see, looking at our collagen enhancement chart… we’ve got:
    Full
    Pouty
    Puckered
    Luscious
    Fishy
    Jagger
    “11″.
    “i just don’t know. Nigel, what do you think?”

  7. I hope she makes it to the water before the goldfish in her shoes die.

  8. Capt Jack

    Dude looks like a lady, brww, brwww….

  9. Spleen

    Steven Tyler looks sober in this photo

  10. What the fuck happened to her face?

  11. DANGER: DUCK CROSSING

  12. Cock Dr

    Lessons here for all aging bombshells on how to NOT age gracefully.

  13. Laugh all you want, but this is primal survival in a frighteningly pure form. Skin as tough as leather, able to walk on almost any rubble, trained to survive on little or no food, built-in tsunami flotation devices, and in case of zombie apocalypse, no brains. As long as a camera is around, she’s virtually indestructible.

  14. From behind. That is all.

  15. I love that movie. The zombie strippers keep on stripping, because it’s their calling and shit.

  16. …But she always knows her place
    She’s got style, she’s got grace, she’s a winner

    She’s a lady
    Whoa, whoa, whoa, she’s a lady
    Talkin’ about that little lady
    And the lady is a whore

  17. fred

    The purse really makes the outfit pop.

  18. A still frame from the famous Patterson ‘Biglip’ footage.

  19. Ah honey! The strip club is over there!

  20. Mel

    Sadly, the Robertsons’ newest duck call was not summoning the sort of fowl they had hoped.

  21. Is sand a verb now?

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