Wow, she looks so good, she doesn’t even look like Carmen Electra!
I find she is one of those woman that photographs really well from certain angles and terribly from others.
She must have been a little pitchy.
still got it
She’s physically perfect. The things I would do to her.
Crawls off monitor, pulls up pants, starts writing apology letter to monitor for trying to have sex through it… again.
“Carmen! How do you keep that great glow?”
“It’s not Simon Cowell semen, that’s for sure!” (grumble grumble grumble)
Well, somebody’s on the cocaine diet!
Must be the dude, he’s driving a Dodge.
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, FUCK!
Come on, dude. That new season of Ink Master has to be scoring you some premium Hep-C tail.
Prepping for a role as the new Lady Deathstrike, I see.
“You look great Carm—aahhh get those death talons away from me!”
Those spiked talons are handy for puncturing the jugular veins virgins, for her nightly beauty blood baths,I imagine.
I wonder what she does with that third arm while she sleeps…
She does it for me.
She is age defying
Whatever she’s had done is definitely working. Judging by the talons I’ll guess it’s tearing at the hosts of virgins and bathing in the blood.
still in love!!!!
Dear Lindsey & Whoredashian Clan:
Take a page out of Carmen’s book before coming out of your caves.
Then again, there is no use polishing a turd.
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