superficial

  1. I'mCool

    Wow, she looks so good, she doesn’t even look like Carmen Electra!

  2. She must have been a little pitchy.

  3. jimmy james

    still got it

  4. She’s physically perfect. The things I would do to her.

  5. Batu Khan

    Crawls off monitor, pulls up pants, starts writing apology letter to monitor for trying to have sex through it… again.

  6. Where's Dildo

    “Carmen! How do you keep that great glow?”

    “It’s not Simon Cowell semen, that’s for sure!” (grumble grumble grumble)

  7. Beer Baron

    Well, somebody’s on the cocaine diet!

  8. Dave Navarro

    Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, FUCK!

  9. Prepping for a role as the new Lady Deathstrike, I see.

  10. “You look great Carm—aahhh get those death talons away from me!”

  11. Jenn

    Those spiked talons are handy for puncturing the jugular veins virgins, for her nightly beauty blood baths,I imagine.

  12. I wonder what she does with that third arm while she sleeps…

  13. niggenz

    She does it for me.

  14. jason

    Yes. STILL

  15. She is age defying

  16. Whatever she’s had done is definitely working. Judging by the talons I’ll guess it’s tearing at the hosts of virgins and bathing in the blood.

  17. john

    still in love!!!!

  18. Dear Lindsey & Whoredashian Clan:

    Take a page out of Carmen’s book before coming out of your caves.

    Then again, there is no use polishing a turd.

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