Holy Wayne’s dad?
“Hello there young lady. Would you like to hear about wormholes?”
One upping Corey Feldman. Again.
Twins, Basil! TWINS!
I’m not gonna watch that tape.
I’ll read McFeely’s review though. Could be funny.
He’s just going to want 3 more an hour later.
Saw the video on TMZ and he was totally hitting on them. He may not be able to arouse them with his physical prowess but damn it if he can’t narrate them to orgasm.
And it was then that Morgan Freeman was faced with one of life’s great dilemmas…do you take home 3 Asian women or do you go home empty handed. As Andy Dufrane once told me…you either get busy with 3 Asian women…or you get busy dying.
“So many granddaughters, so little time.”
“My granddaughter is the same age as you…But you’re a better kisser.”
“No, no, no, my little jade gem, let me love YOU long time.”
Surgical gloves?!? If I met three attractive young women on the street and the first thing I did was glove up, they’d call the cops!
soul brother too beaucoup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“You thought *we* all looked the same? We think the same thing about you people!”
Its a known fact that Asians love black men.
Really? Where’s that written?
It’s not often you’ll see a photo of four people smiling and not one is showing any teeth.
(voice over) “I never did see my friend Andy after leaving Shawshank. Then again,I was buried so deep in Asian tail, I really didn’t give a shit.”
I would fuck all 3 of them. I love Asian chicks.
I’m with you, Don. Asian chicks are hot. Like wasabi. Or those tiny, nasty red chili peppers. Yeah, that kind of hot.
Amen to that. He’s living my dream.
I’d have to pass on the one in turquoise.
*snaps on medical gloves* Trust me, I’m a gynecologist.
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